ATTACK
Hungry Carpenter bees
swarm outside my window
like a squadron of helicopters,
licking their chops for a chance
to bore into the seasoned timbers
of my 120 year old house.
I shut all the windows
and won’t let them in
unless they promise to share
some of their golden honey
that tastes like peanut butter.
When all I hear is a nasty buzz,
I remember what to do from ads
of my childhood, and yell at the top
of my lungs:
Quick, Henry, the Flit!